{"id":5,"date":"2026-08-23T18:51:34","date_gmt":"2026-08-23T18:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2026-08-23T18:51:34","modified_gmt":"2026-08-23T18:51:34","slug":"case-file-0412-the-vase-the-cat-and-the-sudden-breeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Case File 0412: The Vase, the Cat and the Sudden Breeze"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Summary of claim<\/h2>\n<p>The policyholder, a Mr. Thaddeus Pimm of no fixed opinion, submitted a claim for one blue vase, &#8220;ceramic, large, formerly on the sideboard.&#8221; The claim form listed the cause of loss as &#8220;a sudden breeze.&#8221; The attached photograph showed the vase in eleven pieces and a cat in the background, washing a paw.<\/p>\n<p>Under the terms of our standard policy, breakage caused by weather, tremor or an act of nature is covered. Breakage caused by a cat is covered only if the cat acted without intent. This assessment explores the question of intent.<\/p>\n<h2>The scene<\/h2>\n<p>Our senior assessor, Inspector Marmalade Quill, attended the property on the Thursday following the incident. She found a sideboard of dark wood, a window that did not open, and a doorway through which no breeze had passed in recent memory. A draught excluder lay across the threshold, undisturbed.<\/p>\n<p>The vase had stood two centimetres from the edge. The assessor measured the gap three times and recorded, in her report, &#8220;two centimetres, which is not nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>Witness statements<\/h2>\n<p>Four witnesses were interviewed. The policyholder said he had been in the kitchen and had heard &#8220;a noise like a bell falling down a well.&#8221; A neighbour said she had seen nothing, but added that she had always thought the cat looked &#8220;ready for something.&#8221; A small child said that the cat had looked at the vase, then at the child, then at the vase again. The cat declined to be interviewed, but was observed licking a paw in a manner the assessor described as &#8220;unhelpful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The breeze, when contacted, did not respond.<\/p>\n<h2>Analysis of intent<\/h2>\n<p>Our assessment guide defines intent as &#8220;any act preceded by visible deliberation.&#8221; The cat was observed by the child to undertake three distinct stages of deliberation: the stare, the paw raised, and the pause. In our experience a pause is the clearest sign of intent, since an accident rarely hesitates.<\/p>\n<p>However, the policyholder contended that the cat was only &#8220;stretching,&#8221; and that the vase had, in a sense, been in the way of the stretch. We have considered this argument carefully. We have also considered that cats stretch in the direction of things they intend to push.<\/p>\n<h2>The doctrine of the guilty tail<\/h2>\n<p>The Bureau recognises a long standing principle in cat claims known as the guilty tail. If a cat&#8217;s tail is lowered, curled or held still in the minutes after a loss, this is taken as evidence of awareness. In this case, the tail was observed to flick twice, then lie flat, then flick again, which our report classifies as &#8220;mixed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>Determination<\/h2>\n<p>After thorough review, we have concluded that the loss was caused by a cat acting with partial intent. Under Clause 14, partial intent attracts partial cover. The Bureau will pay forty percent of the replacement cost of the vase, less the excess, plus a small sum for the policyholder&#8217;s distress at being told the truth.<\/p>\n<h2>Follow up<\/h2>\n<p>The policyholder has been advised to move his valuables to a high shelf, preferably one that requires a ladder. He has been further advised to take the ladder away afterwards, since the Bureau regards a ladder as an invitation. The cat has received a formal warning, which she is understood to be using as a bed.<\/p>\n<h2>Appendix: the policyholder&#8217;s reply<\/h2>\n<p>Mr. Pimm responded to the determination within the hour. His letter ran to two pages and used the word &#8220;unfair&#8221; nine times, the word &#8220;breeze&#8221; eleven times, and the word &#8220;cat&#8221; not at all. We have framed it. It hangs in the Bureau reception area, under a small sign reading &#8220;Draught Denial, Grade A.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>Note for trainees<\/h2>\n<p>New assessors should study this file closely. It shows the importance of measuring the gap, interviewing the child, and never trusting a window that does not open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A full assessment of a vase claim in which the policyholder blamed a draught, and the draught gave a statement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[6,9,7,8],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-case-files","tag-claims","tag-liability","tag-vases","tag-witnesses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev02site-x3ohyw.wpurr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}